j4 | Celebrity haiku

Forgot to add this earlier. Does it count if it's only LJ-celebrities?

hoiho and girlfriend
dragonwoodshed in Bruno's;
too many sylla -

-bles.

(Seen through the window while out hunting chips. We decided not to shout drunken halloooooos from the street. :-)

"Oopsie?" Another phrase that substitutes faux-cutesyism for personality or anything meaningful.

Yes.
You're right, again.

She often is!

I know.
You all are.