Hmmm... The first thing people will see in your house is that bookshelf. And it'd the first target of the kind of prankster who'd plant (say) Brown Girl in the Ring and The Wombles Christmas Gift Box Set in some poseur's achingly-cool and prominently-displayed modern jazz collection.
My advice is: pre-empt all that by stocking the shelf with all the naff, niffy, perverse and peculiar publications that you own. Top it off by propping a 4' purple leather willy with a piercing on the top (or use a smaller one as a bookend), just like they do in Coffee Cake and Kink.
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Hmmm... The first thing people will see in your house is that bookshelf. And it'd the first target of the kind of prankster who'd plant (say) Brown Girl in the Ring and The Wombles Christmas Gift Box Set in some poseur's achingly-cool and prominently-displayed modern jazz collection.
My advice is: pre-empt all that by stocking the shelf with all the naff, niffy, perverse and peculiar publications that you own. Top it off by propping a 4' purple leather willy with a piercing on the top (or use a smaller one as a bookend), just like they do in Coffee Cake and Kink.