It sounds like he could do with a long cool thorazine IV over ice with extra drooling.. Or some strict puppy training with a mistress who will be very unforgiving of his soiling the internets with his unrestrained messes..

I love the website. It's got that careful blend of inventiveness and righteous religious unorthodoxy that people look for when making an application for sectioning. I will of course tell all my friends about the MoD badger(ing) phenomena you have started... :D