Oxford never hires *anyone* out of pity. It is far too heartless to do anything remotely so charitable.
Nor do they work on the principle of "Hire the handicapped - they're fun to watch" because it's inefficient and not fun.
They DO hire their mates-from-the-pub or their lovers or the chronically otherwise-unemployable, but you clearly don't fall into any of those categories, either.
So I guess they actually hired you because they think you will grow into doing the job they ASKED YOU TO APPLY FOR. [coff coff. Even Molesworth 2 sa if the beak ask you to do somthing you hav to oblige "in du corse, Molesworth, in du corse" which ma mean anething fr two wekes to six mos. Or more. If yor contrakt sa three yrs you ma take that long unless the beak hav forgotten and you ma have five yrs after that unless you escape first with the rockit you hav bilt in yr spare tim.]
You get my point.
Now go have a really good meal and a b33r and relax about not reinventing the world in 2.5 weeks.
Left-handed compliments, intentionally so
Nor do they work on the principle of "Hire the handicapped - they're fun to watch" because it's inefficient and not fun.
They DO hire their mates-from-the-pub or their lovers or the chronically otherwise-unemployable, but you clearly don't fall into any of those categories, either.
So I guess they actually hired you because they think you will grow into doing the job they ASKED YOU TO APPLY FOR. [coff coff. Even Molesworth 2 sa if the beak ask you to do somthing you hav to oblige "in du corse, Molesworth, in du corse" which ma mean anething fr two wekes to six mos. Or more. If yor contrakt sa three yrs you ma take that long unless the beak hav forgotten and you ma have five yrs after that unless you escape first with the rockit you hav bilt in yr spare tim.]
You get my point.
Now go have a really good meal and a b33r and relax about not reinventing the world in 2.5 weeks.