The majority of my friends are men and, believe it or not, I've found that they're entirely capable of having adult conversations with me despite the fact that I have breasts.

I categorically refuse to participate in, or be implicated in, propagating the myth that men exist in a permanent state of arrested socio-sexual development and as such should be exempted from the social responsibilities of adulthood and/or the expectation of socially acceptable behaviour.

The other point to bear in mind here is, HELLO, I AM NOT ACTUALLY THAT INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT BREASTS.