Your weedkiller evangelism is getting really tiresome. (Are you getting paid commission by Monsanto or something?) It wasn't a post about weedkiller. It wasn't even really a post about gardening. Are you actually just a bot with a couple of trigger words?

I enjoy weeding, I'm getting exercise and fresh air, I don't even feel a strain on my back when I'm doing it. Maybe I'm just fitter than you.

You don't want to end up like me!

You said it.