So much of this is familiar, and much of the rest was familiar up until I had kids. One thing about having kids is you have to take a diaper bag (or some quantity of extra that wouldn't fit in pockets) so you have to become a bag-carrying person. I got around this by buying, and then making, diaper-rucksacks which work much better in my opinion (trying to carry a child and not lose a handbag off my shoulder at the same time is a skill I haven't yet acquired).

Occasionally, I've asked men whether they find women as terrifying and complicated to get involved with as I do, and they've all said yes. Makes me wonder how the species has managed to get this far, honestly ;-)