Feminist you is kind of uptight, isn't she? :)

As per comment to livredor above, that's not "feminist me", that's a Greek chorus of other self-declared feminists (mostly idiots on the internet) who have had a go at me over the years, which have taken root like a disease in the unhelpful bits of my brain.

I mean, I'm not sure I know which bits of me are "feminist me". As far as I can tell there's bits of me that want to do the things that make me happy and bits of me that shout at those bits of me.