Go to work on an egg

[j4]

Email to webmaster address at work:

"sir,
with due respect,iam the student of b.com
part-I.And i want to do ACCA from oxford
university.because i want to get batter
education.But,sir i have limted resources kindly
give me scholarship for further study.i will be
thankfull to you."

Just in time for Pancake Day, I suppose.


I will get round to writing about the wedding & everything soon, honest.

Comments

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

because i want to get batter education.

O tempura, o mores.

[monkeyhands.livejournal.com]

I love the way he begins "with due respect". Next time I write to a university asking for a scholarship, I'm going to begin my letter: "I'm not being funny, but..."

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

I used to get these emails when I was webmaster (and keeper of the email address) for the Oxford University Gilbert & Sullivan Society. I'd have been more inclined to help if they were being funny. I did once email one guy asking if he was a tenor, since we had a tenor shortage. He never replied.