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j4 ([personal profile] j4) wrote2003-12-10 12:42 pm

Carrotty goodness

Am I the only person who thought that the two phrases "The carrot went in hard and unrelenting" and "do you go in rigid like the carrot, only to be made soft and meek in the end?" were funny enough to justify posting that managerial drivel in its entirety?

He is clearly wrong about the coffee, though. Any fule kno that "a coffee boiled is a coffee spoiled". And I doubt you'd make a "steamy aromatic brew" out of one bean.

[identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com 2003-12-10 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I missed that. Clearly my inuendo filter is malfunctioning.
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[personal profile] emperor 2003-12-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I *so* wasn't going to say this, but...

IRTA"cucumber"

:-)

as in...

[identity profile] vinaigrettegirl.livejournal.com 2003-12-10 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
"You never has to explain why you have a cucumber to your mother", or "You never have to register in a hotel as 'Mr. and Mrs. Cucumber' because they don't know you have one in your suitcase anyway"....?