*groan*

[j4]

From my sister:

"It's a well known fact that computing devices such as the abacus were
invented thousands of years ago. But it's not well known that the first
use of a common computer protocol occured in the Old Testament. This, of
course, was when Moses aborted the Egyptians' process with a
control-sea..."
(Tom Galloway)

Comments

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Well, while we're doing terrible jokes, this one from kikunohana

How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.

[martling.livejournal.com]

Or:

None - darkness is a feature and the new industry "standard".