Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it

[j4]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


Bizarre. I said 'no' to practically all the violence-related things, yet it's thrown me in with the murderers and assassins! I did find myself wanting to answer "mu" to quite a lot of the yes/no questions, though. Ah well, maybe if I sleep with the right demons I can sneak back down to level 2, which is probably more fun.

Comments

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

Knives! Shiny, SHINY KNIVES!!!!

[j4.livejournal.com]

I just narrowly resisted buying SHINY KNIVES on eBay. *sigh*
Must not spend money on things I don't need.
(Must not redefine 'need' to justify spending money.)

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

Ah, well; I'm there. too, apparently.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

[j4.livejournal.com]

k3wl. Wanna fight? ;)

[acronym.livejournal.com]

I wound up in Purgatory. Obviously I'm doing things wrong.

- A

Goto Hell

[silicon-lotus.livejournal.com]

Er, you do practice Karate, so maybe the Lake of Boiling Blood is just the thing for you. As it's guarded by centaurs, your strategy will be a terrible torment indeed and you might spend all eternity trying to escape. But it is bizarre that you did't manage 'Extreme' for Level 2 (Lustful): I have the sex drive of a turnip and I count as 'Very High' risk too. It's not like I dress provocatively. Or maybe there's something about turnips that needs additional research on dodgy websites.

If I had written that online questionnaire, anyone whose answers gave them 'Purgatory' or better would've gone straight to Level 8 - The Malebolge.

I think it's only one or two questions get you into a particular pit or level of Hell: I seem to qualify for Cocytus on the basis of a single 'yes' to 'Would you betray your country?'. Must have a go at writing one of these things myself, next time I'm bored: "Which Dæmon are you?"; "Which disease are you?"; "Which Miscreant are you?". Suggestions welcome.

Lotus

"The meek shall inherit the earth... in very small plots, about six feet by three." - LL

'Purgatory' or better

[imc.livejournal.com]

There's no "get out of Purgatory free" card. Purgatory is the best (FSVO "best") result you can get from this test.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

You are aware that there is a technical distinction between demons and fallen angels, yes ? Demons having chosen evil from the very beginning, fallen angels having done so as part of Lucifer's revolt.

Just checking.

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