Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it
Jun. 19th, 2004 03:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
j4The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Bizarre. I said 'no' to practically all the violence-related things, yet it's thrown me in with the murderers and assassins! I did find myself wanting to answer "mu" to quite a lot of the yes/no questions, though. Ah well, maybe if I sleep with the right demons I can sneak back down to level 2, which is probably more fun.
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Goto Hell
Date: 2004-06-20 07:39 am (UTC)Er, you do practice Karate, so maybe the Lake of Boiling Blood is just the thing for you. As it's guarded by centaurs, your strategy will be a terrible torment indeed and you might spend all eternity trying to escape. But it is bizarre that you did't manage 'Extreme' for Level 2 (Lustful): I have the sex drive of a turnip and I count as 'Very High' risk too. It's not like I dress provocatively. Or maybe there's something about turnips that needs additional research on dodgy websites.
If I had written that online questionnaire, anyone whose answers gave them 'Purgatory' or better would've gone straight to Level 8 - The Malebolge.
I think it's only one or two questions get you into a particular pit or level of Hell: I seem to qualify for Cocytus on the basis of a single 'yes' to 'Would you betray your country?'. Must have a go at writing one of these things myself, next time I'm bored: "Which Dæmon are you?"; "Which disease are you?"; "Which Miscreant are you?". Suggestions welcome.
Lotus
"The meek shall inherit the earth... in very small plots, about six feet by three." - LL
'Purgatory' or better
Date: 2004-06-23 06:26 am (UTC)