Hit or myth

( Which mythical form am I? )

My parents referred to me as "Squonk" before I was born. The squonk is a mythical creature which is so ugly that all it can do is cry, and eventually it dissolves in its own tears. This makes it very difficult to capture, but also does make one wonder how squonks live long enough to produce more squonks. I think on balance this is more apt than the form that this quiz allocated me.

Feeling quietly useless. angua's party was good, but after any social event I find I'm just replaying in my head everything I've said, and thinking how loudly unfunny and generally tedious I sound. I thought this was mostly to do with the fact that I say stupid things when I'm drunk (and I'm often drunk at social gatherings), but I was driving tonight so I wasn't drinking, and I still have the same sick feeling of why-the-hell-didn't-I-just-shut-up.

Also feeling guilty and cross with myself for missing acronym's radio show, but had karate class through the middle of it and didn't manage to set up tape in time and my Mac doesn't seem to understand .ogg and I didn't know how to get sion_a's computer to do the right thing. I seem to be getting more and more useless at Getting Things Done.

I'll try again with the list-making thing, see if that helps. ( Things I am going to do this weekend )

Still feel useless, but in a much more proactive way. Time for bed, said Zebedee.