Too many Tears

This is absurdly last-minute, but:

I have one spare ticket to see The Tears at the Zodiac, Oxford, on Tuesday 14th December i.e. TOMORROW NIGHT. Doors at 7:30pm. The ticket cost me £15 but price is probably negotiable; really I just don't want to see it go to waste.

The ticket has been claimed... which is a weight off my mind, though I think I just acquired an even bigger weight in the process. I didn't expect this subject line to be so apt.

PLS RPT IN ENGLISH THANSK

We have a runaway winner for email of the day:

"i have a pdf file which needs converting to a webpage. should i save the pdf in the spreadsheet or wait unti it has been made into a web page first?"

This is from the person responsible for communications in what is probably the second most externally-facing department of the Administrative Services.

Now I admit that sometimes I am wilfully obtuse with content providers, in a probably-doomed attempt to get them to communicate more clearly, but in this case I don't have to pretend: this time I really don't have a clue what they're talking about.