Deadly SIMs

I kind of accidentally bought a Nokia N95 on eBay, as you do. It was locked to Vodafone, but I thought phone unlocking was fairly easy and cheap these days. (I'm down with the kids, me.)

( in which our Heroine learns the Perils of Careless Internet Shopping, and makes a Friend )

Now I just have to work out how to get the phone to make friends with the internet...