Input device

Jo Brand, in response to a lack of slang terms for what you might call jilling off, once came up with the term "gusset typing". As a sniggering teenager I was quite amused by this, and as a sniggering adult geek I am even more amused and delighted to see that someone has apparently made the metaphor real.

You know the rules and so do I

There are some things it's very hard to talk about, but:

invisiblechoir has lamented the fact that every time she thinks of a certain song she loses a certain contest (sorry!). As a result of her mentioning this, I now have the opposite problem: every time I lose said contest, which is quite frequently thanks to the welcome message on this timewasting device, the part of my brain that deals with persistent earworms takes a bullet from the other meme gun.

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.