The thing I don't get about the whole cabbage/seaweed thing is that no menu I've ever seen actually says "When we say seaweed, we don't really mean it, so please don't sue us for false advertisement, oh and if you're allergic to cabbage but not seaweed, um, no reason, but maybe you should tell us?".
How do we know that it isn't REALLY seaweed after all, and people just spread VICIOUS LIES about it being cabbage, because, ugh, who'd want to really eat seaweed? Y'know, pretending to, going like "I'm so cool, I'm eating seaweed (ha ha, poor fools, it's really just cabbage, I wouldn't eat slimy seaweed).".
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Date: 2005-09-16 06:08 pm (UTC)How do we know that it isn't REALLY seaweed after all, and people just spread VICIOUS LIES about it being cabbage, because, ugh, who'd want to really eat seaweed? Y'know, pretending to, going like "I'm so cool, I'm eating seaweed (ha ha, poor fools, it's really just cabbage, I wouldn't eat slimy seaweed).".
And how would one sprain a tooth, anyway?