Comms like a comet

[j4]

I would like to think that if the words "Head of Communications" appeared in the signature which was appended to my every email, I would try to produce slightly more coherent email than the following:

Thanks the side bars need updating - published by -only don’t need who the printers are -esp online!

And the distribution needs tweeking - ask epople to share/pass on copies and don’t promise one for every single member of staff

Ads - might need to be less dogmatic..

But then, what do I know? I'm only a Web Publishing Assistant —

One that will do
To fix a stylesheet, write a page or two,
Advise my boss; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous ...