A friend with breasts and all the rest

[j4]

Okay, this is especially for bopeepsheep and k425, who wanted to see a breast-feeding Miffy. She's just been breast-feeding Miffy Jr., okay? -- this is the best I can do at short notice.



You think this is bad? No prizes for guessing who wants me to write them some Miffy slash... (Sick, sick, sick, or something.)

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[k425.livejournal.com]

V cute! Big grin over here!

[reddragdiva]

Trailer-Trash Miffy, the Underage Mother Rabbit!

[j4.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I can so see me reproducing the entire Barbie range with Miffy. Please, somebody, take my copy of Photoshop away from me before this gets out of hand!

[sparrowsion]

take my copy of Photoshop away

Can't do that -- would pulling the internet from under your feet to prevent research do?

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

I think that's actually rather loving and charming. Bruna would likely approve.

Miffy slash - can't work out who the pairing would be. Not a lot of strong female rabbit characters out there. Please prove me wrong, though; I can think of one usual suspect who just might be able to do just that.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Miffy slash - can't work out who the pairing would be. Not a lot of strong female rabbit characters out there.

Hey, do you have something against inter-species sex? :-) Personally I've only ever read one Miffy book, so I can't help on the pairings; though Miffy and her brown rabbit friend appear on the official Miffy site, both lifting their skirts ... hmmm.

Please prove me wrong, though; I can think of one usual suspect who just might be able to do just that.

I'll have a go, but I'll need to borrow the Miffy books from somebody. I'm not going to buy them just so that I can pastiche them! (I wonder if you're thinking of the same usual suspect as I am?)

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

OK. Here's an angle to go for: incest. The Miffy family is, after all, canon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0749829796/qid=1062972939/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_3_1/026-2777142-4974015).

Am I too blasé these days, I wonder?

[j4.livejournal.com]

Incest? With parent/child or siblings or what? (The link just seems to point at the original Miffy book -- not sure what you're getting at, sorry...)

too blasé

I find that "I don't have a moral problem with incest" is one of the very few things I can say that still stands a chance of shocking people. (Not that I say it just to shock, of course.)

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

Yep, the original book is about the arrival of Miffy and her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bunny. At it like clichés, they were.

FWIW, with informed consent, I don't have a moral problem with incest either, but that seems to be a considerably bigger rider inside a family than otherwise.

I love Jack White like a little brother

[addedentry.livejournal.com]

Hints don't seem to have harmed the White Stripes' career any.

"...joining hands to little hands..."

[j4.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the White Stripes are Rock 'n' Roll. Normal rules don't apply.

I love my sister like a little sister. Can I assume we've all read Christina Rossetti's Goblin Market, please? Good.

[imc.livejournal.com]

Being rabbits, you'd think that Mr and Mrs Bunny would know how to make a baby - but that is dishonestly glossed over as baby Miffy's arrival is announced by an angel, and baby Miffy then just appears out of the blue.

Hah.

(This is in one of the reviews at the above link, by the way.)

[bopeepsheep.livejournal.com]

Hyzenthlay from Watership Down, of course, or Jessica Rabbit, the two Sexiest Female Rabbits! Erm... did I just say that?

j4, that's a very gorgeous interpretation of the request, I wholeheartedly approve! And that baby rabbit is v. cute...

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

I thought of Jessica Rabbit at once too but, you know, I just can't see it. My research also led to the female halves of Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail plus Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures. Not as such, I'd've thought.

[j4.livejournal.com]

What about Rag, Tag and Bobtail? The baby bunnies lend a whole new meaning to "five-finger exercises".

[j4.livejournal.com]

Hyzenthlay from Watership Down, of course, or Jessica Rabbit, the two Sexiest Female Rabbits! Erm... did I just say that?

Apparently so. :) I don't remember Watership Down well enough (having not read it since the age of about 12) to comment on the sexiness or otherwise of its characters, but Jessica Rabbit would eat Miffy alive!

that baby rabbit is v. cute...

Its ears aren't quite right, though -- I just nicked a picture of Miffy holding a teddy and messed around with that, but the teddy had teddy-ears, so I had to draw Miffy-ears, and I think they're a bit too pointy. Though maybe baby bunnies have pointier ears, who knows?

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

I've always thought that Miffy and Hello Kitty were made for each other, in that neither of them has a proper mouth. They could have a loving relationship with never an angry word spoken.

(AIR Miffy has a cool uncle who owns an aeroplane. If there's going to be incest I imagine she'd fall for him above Mum and Dad.)

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

Usual Suspect WINS!

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

I was the Usual Suspect? I'm flattered.

[j4.livejournal.com]

I've always thought that Miffy and Hello Kitty were made for each other, in that neither of them has a proper mouth.

But it's not proper sex if they... no, wait, wrong argument.

AIR Miffy has a cool uncle who owns an aeroplane. If there's going to be incest I imagine she'd fall for him above Mum and Dad.

Is he her special uncle? Does he take her flying? ... I feel dirty now.

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

> Is he her special uncle? Does he take her flying? ... I feel dirty
> now.

Yes. Yes. You should.

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

Miffy and her uncle escape to their secret love nest (http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/1568362218.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg).

I think it's time I alerted loganberrybunny to this thread.

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

To the moon, baby!

[loganberrybunny.livejournal.com]

Actually, I did mean to write a little here at the time, but was distracted by something or other. bopeepsheep is dead-on with Hyzenthlay, though. Thethuthinnang would be in there too. And Flyairth from Tales from Watership Down is not exactly a shrinking violet, given her saving of Hazel's life by running full-tilt into a dog that was after him.

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

No prizes for guessing who wants me to write them some Miffy slash...

I was drunk, or something.

(Sick, sick, sick, or something.)

QUite probably.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm impressed.