A friend with breasts and all the rest

[j4]

Okay, this is especially for bopeepsheep and k425, who wanted to see a breast-feeding Miffy. She's just been breast-feeding Miffy Jr., okay? -- this is the best I can do at short notice.



You think this is bad? No prizes for guessing who wants me to write them some Miffy slash... (Sick, sick, sick, or something.)

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[j4.livejournal.com]

Miffy slash - can't work out who the pairing would be. Not a lot of strong female rabbit characters out there.

Hey, do you have something against inter-species sex? :-) Personally I've only ever read one Miffy book, so I can't help on the pairings; though Miffy and her brown rabbit friend appear on the official Miffy site, both lifting their skirts ... hmmm.

Please prove me wrong, though; I can think of one usual suspect who just might be able to do just that.

I'll have a go, but I'll need to borrow the Miffy books from somebody. I'm not going to buy them just so that I can pastiche them! (I wonder if you're thinking of the same usual suspect as I am?)

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

OK. Here's an angle to go for: incest. The Miffy family is, after all, canon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0749829796/qid=1062972939/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_3_1/026-2777142-4974015).

Am I too blasé these days, I wonder?

[j4.livejournal.com]

Incest? With parent/child or siblings or what? (The link just seems to point at the original Miffy book -- not sure what you're getting at, sorry...)

too blasé

I find that "I don't have a moral problem with incest" is one of the very few things I can say that still stands a chance of shocking people. (Not that I say it just to shock, of course.)

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

Yep, the original book is about the arrival of Miffy and her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bunny. At it like clichés, they were.

FWIW, with informed consent, I don't have a moral problem with incest either, but that seems to be a considerably bigger rider inside a family than otherwise.

I love Jack White like a little brother

[addedentry.livejournal.com]

Hints don't seem to have harmed the White Stripes' career any.

"...joining hands to little hands..."

[j4.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the White Stripes are Rock 'n' Roll. Normal rules don't apply.

I love my sister like a little sister. Can I assume we've all read Christina Rossetti's Goblin Market, please? Good.

[imc.livejournal.com]

Being rabbits, you'd think that Mr and Mrs Bunny would know how to make a baby - but that is dishonestly glossed over as baby Miffy's arrival is announced by an angel, and baby Miffy then just appears out of the blue.

Hah.

(This is in one of the reviews at the above link, by the way.)