Unclean! Unclean!

[j4]

Not-a-meme-really snarfed from addedentry.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Janet's Syndrome
Cause:	computer virus
Symptoms:	phantom pregnancy, hovering, slightly impaired hearing
Cure:	sleep
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[oldbloke.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from Dave Budditis.
Cause: mosquito bite
Symptoms: walking like a zombie, excessive knee pain, squawking, wheezing
Cure: psychiatry

Staggeringly acurate! - except the real cure is, of course, BEER