Bogs for the girls

[j4]

This year there will be special loos just for the laydeez at Glastonbury. (Thanks to sion_a for spotting this one.)

How daft, though. I don't want toilets which aren't used by men -- they're all individual cubicles anyway! -- I want toilets that aren't used by morons. I certainly don't think men have a monopoly on being filthy and inconsiderate.

Comments

[j4.livejournal.com]

Selecting for "women" isn't always that easy...

[senji.livejournal.com]

Letting people self-select that is probably good enough 99% of the time.

Probably.

Putting a sign up on a loo "No Morons", while being funny, probably wouldn't work :).

[karen2205]

How about putting a loo where the Morons wouldn't think to look for one.

[senji.livejournal.com]

Only tell the clued about it? :)

[juliet]

Well, the WaterAid ones up near the Stone Circle are said to be very good, but always have a large queue, so I've never checked personally.

[gnimmel.livejournal.com]

Maybe there should be a Moron-diversion loo; say, with a big and not-entirely-truthful sign on it announcing 'free beer!' or somesuch. Then everyone else can use the other loos.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Then once they go past the sign they fall into a concealed PIT full of HUNGRY CROCODILES. Yes. I like this idea. :->

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

s/beer/lager/ and the worries about truthfulness go away.