b33r

[j4]

I am less than an hour away from winning a bottle of beer ...

Comments

[nja.livejournal.com]

I hope you are going to share it with everybody if you do win it.

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

Look, I'm listening just as fast as I can...

[acronym.livejournal.com]

What's so funny 'bout beer, love, and understanding?

(Or, to put it another way, *what* b33r? :) )

[j4.livejournal.com]

One bottle won't go far!

[j4.livejournal.com]

I made a bet with someone. They are losing the bet. *smirk*

[j4.livejournal.com]

Listen faster! Faster! *cracks whip*

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

Eeek!

[nja.livejournal.com]

Leicester isn't far, so just send me the bottle. And the beer. Or just the beer, if it's a very attractive bottle and you want to keep it. Stick the beer in an envelope, it will probably arrive while I'm away but I'm sure a couple of days lying on the doormat won't do it any serious harm.

[j4.livejournal.com]

You're weird, you are.

I did once send somebody toast by post. But there were extenuating circumstances.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, you're scared, you're running away real fast. So fast it looks almost like you're standing still, and maybe moving a bit closer. ;)

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Have you won it yet?

And what type of bet makes you smirk?

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

Yes, she's bloody won.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Betting on certainties, and winning. That makes me smirk.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Did you actually make a start on it? If so just send me what you've got so far. Just one song, even.

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

Will do.

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

I was close.

[k425.livejournal.com]

Those are the best bets to make, I find!

[k425.livejournal.com]

A couple of friends once sent me a courgette by post.

[j4.livejournal.com]

"For external use only"

[j4.livejournal.com]

Except when you then go and let them off the bet because they were actually trying to win, and besides, they're nice.

I'm going soft in my old age.

[imc.livejournal.com]

Eating it is out of the question, then.

(Apropos of nothing, Internal Use Only happens to be a classification (the least restricted one) used on documents at IBM.)