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[j4]

I am less than an hour away from winning a bottle of beer ...

Comments

[nja.livejournal.com]

I hope you are going to share it with everybody if you do win it.

[j4.livejournal.com]

One bottle won't go far!

[nja.livejournal.com]

Leicester isn't far, so just send me the bottle. And the beer. Or just the beer, if it's a very attractive bottle and you want to keep it. Stick the beer in an envelope, it will probably arrive while I'm away but I'm sure a couple of days lying on the doormat won't do it any serious harm.

[j4.livejournal.com]

You're weird, you are.

I did once send somebody toast by post. But there were extenuating circumstances.

[k425.livejournal.com]

A couple of friends once sent me a courgette by post.

[j4.livejournal.com]

"For external use only"

[imc.livejournal.com]

Eating it is out of the question, then.

(Apropos of nothing, Internal Use Only happens to be a classification (the least restricted one) used on documents at IBM.)