Um.

[j4]

Do you ever just get randomly horny for no apparent reason, so much so that you can't concentrate on your work at all? Or is that just me?

It's really deeply distracting.

Comments

[addedentry.livejournal.com]

... and your remedy was to post to LiveJournal?!

[j4.livejournal.com]

You're surprised that my remedy involved telling a potential audience of several million people about it?

Just be thankful I was at work at the time, or I'd've included pictures.

[saraphale.livejournal.com]

Pictures? Some people need a diagram ;)

[j4.livejournal.com]

I refer you to addedentry, above, who is (or was, I may have lost track of his glittering career) an Obs&Gyn librarian.

[vatine]

"Tounge A goes into slot B", that sort of thing? One can probably find them, half-broken, with the IKEA assemble-yourself sex life.

[saraphale.livejournal.com]

Flatpacked partners, with names like Strejs and mädnés, and definitely not enough nuts and bolts? I see a fake dating agency website appearing...

[addedentry.livejournal.com]

The story is that when Dorothy Parker found herself in your predicament, she went out and painted on the door of her office the single word MEN.

[j4.livejournal.com]

I'm in an open-plan office. ... Make of that what you will.

[saraphale.livejournal.com]

An audience.