That bloody stats thing

[j4]

j4's LiveJournal Experience Stats The below percentages indicate what j4 has done with the 102 people on her friends list!

met 82.4% hugged 62.7% dated 10.8% kissed 36.3% seen topless 17.6% seen naked 14.7% phone sexed 0.0% made out 22.5% oral sex 15.7% fucked 12.7%

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A few notes:

1. As far as I can recall I've never had "phone sex" with any of the people on my friends list, though I've had a few slightly naughty conversations here and there. (The survey didn't ask about email sex or IRC sex; draw your own conclusions.)

2. I figure if I can't remember it, it probably doesn't count.

3. I'm hazy on what constitutes a "date" or, for that matter, "making out".

4. Everybody's seen beingjdc topless, so I hardly think that should count towards my stats.

Comments

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Er, I'll have to keep working on my score. But congratulations. Um. continues wittering How lucky you are to live among people that make it such a pleasure.

I'd better stop.

[j4.livejournal.com]

There's no way of telling from those stats whether the experiences involved were pleasurable, though, is there?

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Not from your post, no. But having met you, I can't imagine that anything on the list would be anything other than a pleasure, and much of it would be a deep and lasting joy.

[j4.livejournal.com]

I don't think I know what "deep and lasting joy" is. I'm hoping it's what happens when you die, otherwise the point of the whole thing eludes me.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Now that is a bitch of a thing: giving but not receiving. Probably worse than wanting and not getting - from the most casual peck on the cheek onwards.