Do you want to be a badger?

[j4]

If you see a short, stocky animal with a small face staggering around in the grasslands, it could be a badger.

Or it could just be a pissed dwarf.

"Believe it or not, the dirt inside the den keeps the badger insulated under the ground." Yep, that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Comments

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming 'brats' are bratwurst and not unruly children. Not that badgers eat either, but you could always threaten your children with them anyway.

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

I believe that I am morally obliged at this point to link to http://www.whatbadgerseat.com/

[j4.livejournal.com]

Why don't I get a chance to feed the badger anything it likes except a woodpecker?

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

Ask Mat Groening ;)

[j4.livejournal.com]

Oh is that what 'brats' are. I thought they were some kind of weird Merkin food I'd never heard of.

"Don't hit your sister or the badgers will eat you." Yeah, I like that as a threat.