WLTM...

[j4]

... the guy who wrote this personals ad. (Thanks kosai for the link!)

It's so hard to write personals ads. I wrote an ad on uk.misc a while ago which read:

WTD: well-off husband with no morals. Must be willing to buy large house & put up with me filling it with junk. I can offer: use of gigantic book collection, homely cake-baking, a collection of crap 8-bit computers, and unconditional love. GSOH essential (see attached photo).

Everybody pointed out that I'd forgotten to mention sex, so I suppose I should add "I have girl-bits and I know how to have sex". I'm fairly low-maintenance, really; I need food, water, sunlight and conversation (by email will do). I don't expect anything more from the world. I am in reasonably good health. I'd like to own cats one day. Is it too much to ask?

Comments

[j4.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should do something similar.

The problem is, I fear that no matter what I said it would be translated as something along the lines of "Gorgeous and ridiculously trusting woman with no self-esteem seeks awkward, secretive, abusive relationship with dominant stranger."

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Then post it in the untranslated form and see who or what turns up. Or post what you really want, whatever that is, gory details and all.

[oldbloke.livejournal.com]

dominant

That lets me out, then

[j4.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't've counted you as a near-stranger, either!