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Nielsen observes that "much of the Web is like an anthill built by ants on LSD". Surely he's thinking of spiders? After all, we already know what their webs look like under the influence of drugs. To this research I can also add the anecdotal datum that webs created under the influence of copious amounts of caffeine look something like this.

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Ever since I've worked in this office, the fax machine has made moaning noises reminiscent of a wookie in labour. Today, though, the real meaning of those noises became hideously apparent as the air-conditioning added its voice to the chorus, with a noise somewhere between a snore, a grunt, and a ruler being twanged over the edge of a desk. "Grunt - ouhhhh. Grunt - ouhhhh." It's just like living in shared student accommodation.

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And finally... [livejournal.com profile] nou has introduced me to the category game, which is an even better office fiddle-object than those little magnetic whatnots that keep the money rolling in for IWOOT and their ilk -- if, of course, you'd rather play with neat javascript implementations of experimental cognitive semantics than overpriced grown-up versions of construct-o-straws. If this (the linguistics, not the plastic) is an area that interests you, I can recommend Lakoff's superbly-named and eminently readable book Women, Fire and Dangerous Things. Oh, and Amazon get one out of three for product placement.

Date: 2004-09-13 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addedentry.livejournal.com
Congratulations on becoming the third person to recommend Lakoff to me in as many weeks. It's already on the wishlist.

Date: 2004-09-13 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j4.livejournal.com
Surely it's a given with blogs and memepools that they only ever recommend things you've already seen? Or is that just because we're so cutting-edge?

You can borrow my Lakoff if I can find it (my house is categorised into "things which are hidden under other things" and "things which are not") and if you can put up with the fact that the person who owned it before me was evidently a biro-wielding moron.

Date: 2004-09-13 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addedentry.livejournal.com
The other people were, er, instantiated in meatspace (or whatever we call it in the 21st century), so your post acted less as repetition than cumulative endorsement.

It sounds like your house is nearing some kind of paradox. Congratulations. Have you answered back in the margins?

Date: 2004-09-13 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bopeepsheep.livejournal.com
(my house is categorised into "things which are hidden under other things" and "things which are not")
Sounds like ours, only we're a little more slanted towards "things which are hidden under, inside, or behind other things" and "things which are on top or in front". The second category obviously considerably smaller than the first.

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