If a picture paints a thousand words...

Why am I still awake and messing about with Photoshop at this time in the morning? Anyway -- have put up some new LJ pictures. Let me know what you think.

Hmm, mind you, I don't seem to be able to get my icon to be anything different on sion_a's friends page. Is this me being crap or LJ being crap?

Oh, go on then...

Fill in the blanks:

I ____ j4.
j4 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would _______.
I think j4 should _____.
j4 needs ______.
I want to ____________ j4.

I'd like to know who says what, but I don't really mind anonymous responses. Really I'd just like to see as many responses as possible, because it's moderately interesting and IT'S NOT ANOTHER BLOODY CLICKY-BOXEY AM-I-GOTH-OR-NOT QUIZ.

And I must say, actually, it'd be refreshing to see some honest-to-goodness dirty responses to this meme. Or is everybody too polite and too British to say things like "I want to fuck [whoever]", or "[whoever] needs a damn good seeing-to"?