Comms like a comet

I would like to think that if the words "Head of Communications" appeared in the signature which was appended to my every email, I would try to produce slightly more coherent email than the following:

Thanks the side bars need updating - published by -only don’t need who the printers are -esp online!

And the distribution needs tweeking - ask epople to share/pass on copies and don’t promise one for every single member of staff

Ads - might need to be less dogmatic..

But then, what do I know? I'm only a Web Publishing Assistant —

One that will do
To fix a stylesheet, write a page or two,
Advise my boss; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous ...

Don't know where, don't know wem

Without googling, where do you think Preeshenlle is? And (for bonus points) how do you think it is pronounced?