Season's grouchings

Several days before Christmas the world sent to me:

Twelve exes stalking,
Eleven snarky comments,
Ten macros breaking,
Nine non-deliveries,
Eight great big phone bills,
Seven rainy cycles,
Six frozen fingers,
Five messy rooooooooooooms...
Four long queues,
Three chesty coughs,
Two flamewars
AND A BIG DOSE OF PMT*.

* which may possibly have caused me to exaggerate the quantities of the other irritants.