Season's grouchings

[j4]

Several days before Christmas the world sent to me:

Twelve exes stalking,
Eleven snarky comments,
Ten macros breaking,
Nine non-deliveries,
Eight great big phone bills,
Seven rainy cycles,
Six frozen fingers,
Five messy rooooooooooooms...
Four long queues,
Three chesty coughs,
Two flamewars
AND A BIG DOSE OF PMT*.

* which may possibly have caused me to exaggerate the quantities of the other irritants.

Comments

[aardvark179.livejournal.com]

Twelve exes stalking? I now have this image of you walking down a street while a large mob tries to follow you while remaining out of site.

[j4.livejournal.com]

It's not quite that bad (as I said there was slight exaggeration...) but it's a lovely image!

[taimatsu]

I feel like I need a dirty mac and a leer now. :)

[brrm.livejournal.com]

I've got about 15 clean macs, I could lend you one.

Oh right. Never mind.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

There's a geek bedroom version of this somewhere: in among the leads-a-leaping, it goes into mouldy pizza slices, six old fajitas, fi-ive co-oo-old wings...

..Or was it token rings? The biker version is 'Five GoldWings.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

a) *hug*
b) the wonderful Raoul Bhaneja, whose solo Hamlet I saw and you ooged about my review of over summer, is playing one of the two cops in the imminent-in-January SciFiChannel TV adaptation of The Dresden Files, which have long been among my favourite books in the genre of "There are some things humankind was not meant to know. Some people know them anyway. It sucks to be them."
c) Hurts Like Teen Spirit (http://a788.v269477.c26947.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/788/26947/v0001/cchannel.download.akamai.com/26947/hurts_like_teen_spirit.wma).
d) Enya vs. Prodigy (http://luke.enlow.net/Apeboy%20-%20Enya%20vs%20Prodigy%20%28Lenlow%20Edit%29.mp3).
e) Get Eastwood (http://luke.enlow.net/Lenlow%20-%20Get%20Eastwood.mp3).
f) To the Taxmobile! (http://www.musicremixed.org/lenlow/Lenlow%20-%20To%20the%20Taxmobile!.mp3)
g) *hugs*