Still we go on pretending stories like ours have happy endings

[j4]

Sorry I've lapsed on the "happy stories" thing. I don't have any ideas, so how about if you all pretend I handed in about 800 words of creative writing homework & you said "B-, good effort", okay?

I saw a film at the weekend. I thought it was okay. Nothing else much has happened here.

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[hairyears.livejournal.com]

* Distant sounds of marching, shouted orders on the parade ground, military bands etc *

Lieutenant Entry!
Sir!
Buy that woman some chocolate.

(pause)

Yessir!
Dis-MISS!

* Sounds of saluting, about-turn, and Military Door *

[j4.livejournal.com]

He does buy me chocolate, and lots of other nice things; he's also infinitely patient and never gets cross with me. So it's really, really not his fault that I'm this useless. :-(

[venta.livejournal.com]

Military Door

Blimey. I wasn't aware doors came in different flavours. Well, not beyond obvious disctinctions like "cathedral" and "Sindy car-door"

Are you a door-spotter ?

Door Ray Me

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

A door spotter? Other than a tendency to stare impolitely at knockers, no. But wise men have been known for their fascination with doors from ancient times, and were (famously) painted doing so in 'The Adooration of the Magi' by Leonardo da Vinci, Velasquez, and others.