j4 | Ironic meme

Fe... Iron
You scored 31 Mass, 40 Electronegativity, 65 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

I don't really need to describe you do I? You're the backbone of any
well put together group... communally minded, outgoing and social, but
you don't demand to be the centre of attention. Without groups of
people like you, human society would crumble. I mean that... don't
change. With respect to relationships, I don't know what to tell ya. I
guess I'd reccommend a first row transition metal... or if you don't
mind being submissive then go for an oxygen... everyone else will
wonder how you ended up with one of those drama queens, but you'll
probably secretly love it and he/she will bring out colors of you that
you didn't know existed.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 28% on Mass
You scored higher than 78% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 76% on Metal
You scored higher than 39% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

"If you don't mind being submissive then go for an oxygen"? WTF kind of advice is that? And that picture looks a bit dubious. I'm sure memes were better when I was younger. Blah, blah.