Celebrity haiku

[j4]

Forgot to add this earlier. Does it count if it's only LJ-celebrities?

hoiho and girlfriend
dragonwoodshed in Bruno's;
too many sylla -

-bles.

(Seen through the window while out hunting chips. We decided not to shout drunken halloooooos from the street. :-)

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[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

There was an old man of Peru,
Whose Limericks all end at line two.

And the last one in that series is about the Emperor Nero, but I can never remember how it goes...

[ There was an old man
Of Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh, "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

is the defining example of a joke that only works written down. ]