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Don't you just hate it when you have to park right over the edge of a parking-space because the owner of the big flash car next to you has arrogantly, stupidly, or lazily parked right over the edge of their parking-space, leaving you with no choice but to do the same, and then you come back to the car to find that the flashbastard and all the other cars have departed, leaving only your car looking as if it's been parked by a chimpanzee?

Don't you just love it when you actually have no excuse for parking like a chimp but your own ditziness and laziness, and yet you know that at least some people will blame a non-existent, now-departed flashbastard?

In my defence, it was a nearly-empty car park.

Date: 2005-12-02 04:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ewx.livejournal.com
Chimps behind the steering wheel would explain certain things.

Date: 2005-12-02 04:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hairyears.livejournal.com
One of by co-workers in shelf-stacking hell - but not formally - for cheerfully and helpfully advising a Volvo driver:


If you park lengthwise you can can block ALL THREE disabled spaces.


Date: 2005-12-02 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com
[snork] Although the reference to chimps behind the wheel is once again taking me back to Feng Shui. [grin] OK, so I've got a new game ...

Date: 2005-12-02 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] actually-not.livejournal.com
yes, hate that....

Date: 2007-11-05 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beingjdc.livejournal.com
I'm trying to win the prize for most belated comment (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/people-who-know-how-to-f%2acking-park-on-brink-of-extinction-20070912397/).

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