The future's hot

[j4]

It sounds as though by the year 3000 we're all going to be walking around with our tongues hanging out, and I'm not talking about global warming now:

"[...] men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features [...]"

[BBC News: 'Human species may split in two']

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[kaet.livejournal.com]

Whereas we all know that it's all going to pan out as scheduled in Zager and Evans seminal futurological work:

2525: questionable continuing existence of humanity
3535: effects of will determined by pharmacutical
4545: sensory organs defunct
5555: motor functions defunct
6565: selective eugenic artificial insemination
7510: possible start date for Armageddon (Phase I)
8510: potential start of earth rebuild
9595: probable environmental catastrophe