Road of nonsense

[j4]

Petition the PM:

[ ] Scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy

[ ] No! Don't scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy.

[ ] In fact, increase the proposed vehicle tracking tax and road tax.

[ ] A vehicle tracking and road pricing policy killed my sister, you insensitive clod!

Not sure what you do if you think the pricing is good but the tracking is bad. Start your own petition, I suppose.

All the one-signature petitions make interesting reading, though. I think my favourite so far is "Bring suger filled vending machines back"; a one-line world of sadness, there.

Comments

[juggzy.livejournal.com]

I want to start a petition, now.

But on what?

[j4.livejournal.com]

I think we should petition the PM to snog David Cameron on live television, to show his support for teh ghey.

Or is that just me?

GIC

[emperor]

I'd never considered BTB as an STD before. Is the cow in that picture a furry or something? :-)

Re: GIC

[j4.livejournal.com]

The cow's relationship with the badger is a private matter between the cow and the badger. They were definitely seen at B-Movie together, though.

[juggzy.livejournal.com]

Not My Kink. But you go for it, I'll support you.

I think we should petition to have Worf and Seven given homes at Number Ten.

[j4.livejournal.com]

What have Worf & Seven done to deserve that??

[j4.livejournal.com]

Also, no, Blair is not my kink, really, it's just a gimmick, y'know, but actually I think I might have a crush on Cameron.

[juggzy.livejournal.com]

NO! Wrongness.

: You up for some collaborative writing of Cameron/Vaizey slash? I'll start.

[j4.livejournal.com]

WORLD. OF. WRONG.

(Yes please!)

[juggzy.livejournal.com]

Started. Your go.

(I'll add a continuation link in when you post yours)

[nja.livejournal.com]

Petition the Prime Minister to have people killed if they put apostrophe's in the wrong place in their online petition's.

Or piss off John Read (http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Martial-Arts/) by petitioning for access to the UK Coaching Certificate to be given to anyone who has seen a Bruce Lee film.