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j4Good afternoon passengers. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet at an airspeed of 400 miles per hour. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in London approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in London is clear and sunny, with a high of 20 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the city as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and beverage, and...
... what?
... oh. Sorry, I thought you said to talk like a pilot.
... what?
... oh. Sorry, I thought you said to talk like a pilot.
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Date: 2007-09-19 01:51 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-09-19 02:23 pm (UTC)I still want Talk Like Dr. Stephen Maturin Day, damn it.
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Date: 2007-09-19 02:57 pm (UTC)Unfortunately you are now obliged to change your name to Ruth. I don't make the rules I just enforce them. All complaints to Arthur Sullivan.
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Date: 2007-09-19 03:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-19 03:02 pm (UTC)Much funnier than anything else I've seen this TLAPD.
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Date: 2007-09-19 04:14 pm (UTC)....
[complicated wavey-hands]
[mimes a box]
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[off-stage: gunshot.]
... isn't it talk like a Pierrot day?
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Date: 2007-09-19 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-19 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-19 05:29 pm (UTC)"nice view from up here, eh?"
"that's Cambridge down there"
"don't distract me while I land"
Adjustable Wench Applies Torque Like a Pirate
Date: 2007-09-20 12:20 am (UTC)"No? Ok then: Bravoite"
"What, my real name, officer? Iron Persulphide (FeS2)"
"...But it's 'Talk like a Pyrite' Day!"
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Date: 2007-09-20 10:50 am (UTC)Talk like a primate, anyone? Like a prelate?
Of course, later I'm going to go talk in Primark. "Have you got a loyalty card?"