1. Solution

[j4]

It's time for a revolution. Who's with me?

Comments

[hilarityallen.livejournal.com]

What are we revolting against?

[j4.livejournal.com]

Bah, petty details! We're revolting against everything that's wrong with the world.

[brrm.livejournal.com]

Can I revolve?

[celestialweasel.livejournal.com]

Will there be PIE?

[j4.livejournal.com]

Yes. Lots and lots of pie.

[kake]

Me! I would like to revolt against cucumber.

[j4.livejournal.com]

I was wondering just the other day what happens if you freeze cucumbers, actually: whether they would shatter when whacked against something, being as how they're mostly water & therefore would basically just be amusingly-shaped icicles. And then that led my brain into other places, and, er, yes. MORE RESEARCH NEEDED.

Er, anyway, yes. Revolt away!

[oldbloke.livejournal.com]

First thing to do is form a committee!

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

I'm revolting against the committee

[nja.livejournal.com]

I'm freeing my mind instead.

(Actually I am having a bed-in).

[j4.livejournal.com]

Ah, so that's why they say "free your mind, and the rest will follow". DO YOU SEE.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

*turns around in slow graceful circle*

[j4.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

Why don't I have a graceful kind of userpic, oh, yes, that'd be why. Sigh.

[reddragdiva]

This is the sort of thing for which we should hold a protest at which we show up with blank signs.

(nb: actually doing this around Scientology offices sends 'em wild.)

[j4.livejournal.com]

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[daneel-olivaw.livejournal.com]

Well, I've got the time if you've got the slogans?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

“The first step in a successful revolution is to destroy all competing revolutionaries.”

[james-r.livejournal.com]

Sure :) Are you coming to my birthday gathering BTW?

[j4.livejournal.com]

Eep, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't -- I am in Reading that afternoon for another birthday party & while I could probably do Reading/Oxford parties in the same day I think Reading/Cambridge is a bit tricky given crapness of trains... :-{ Sorry! Have a great birthday anyway...

[atreic.livejournal.com]

I'm up for it.

Err, so long as it's the sort of revolution that doesn't take away too many of my creature comforts and gives me a house.

*tries to grow a backbone*

[j4.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, comrade, the Movement will feed you and house you.

Failing that, we have a sofabed, & in the event of Revolutionary Doom I reckon it can have inflatable things attached to the bottom of it and double as a raft. So don't worry! Also, you're only little, you'd be quite a long way down the list of "people to eat when we run out of food".

[mobbsy.livejournal.com]

I suppose you have no choice but to revolutionize the world. (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Girl_Utena)

[j4.livejournal.com]

If it means I get to look like this (http://campinfinity.cs.luc.edu/Members/session1/group6/kristen/revolutionarygirlutena_pic), then, subscribe!

And that's not even the best picture. I am distracted now. Can somebody else look after the revolution for a while, please?

[truecatachresis.livejournal.com]

You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

I have the pointy sticks if you have the heads

[redbird]

If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

This suggests I should wait a few more days before enlisting.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

People have found me revolting for quite some time now.

[keirf.livejournal.com]

Hurray for Janintern! Onward fellow members of the Sixth International! You have nothing to lose but your broadband!

[k425.livejournal.com]

I'm with you!

Provided I don't have to, like, do anything.

[juliet]

I am Pro Revolution. In general.

Can it involve allotments? I like allotments. And bicycles.

[rgl.livejournal.com]

I for one welcome our new revolutionary overlords.

[the-elyan.livejournal.com]

Rise up little souls - join the doomed army

Fight the good fight - wage the unwinnable war:

Elegance against ignorance!

Difference against indifference!

Wit against shit!

[The Divine Comedy]

[liv]

I am highly amused by how fast your call for revolution turned into an exchange of innuendo.

[scat0324.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering who going to be first against the wall.

[arron-shutt.livejournal.com]

I'm already part of the establishment, so I'm going to punch myself in the face as the first blow for freedom against myself! :D

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me like you are calling for a "dance dance" revolution.

Sometimes I can manage as many as twenty or thirty revolutions per minute.