When we're sixty-three

[j4]

This year's birthday party: our house, Oxford, Saturday 9 May. I can't do better than repeat my own invitation from last year steal addedentry's invitation from this year, including his subject line (oh okay, I will also add some colour):

When: Tea/cake/faff from 3pm, proper party from party o'clock. [Last year we wrapped up at 2am.]
Where: HERE. If you don't have our address and/or you want directions, email/comment.
RSVP: would be helpful so we know vaguely how many people we're expecting.
Partners/children/friends: welcome, unless they are likely to start arguments or try to molest my badgers.
Pets: just not practical, sorry. Unless you have some very very tiny kittens.
Drinks: there will be some (including weird shit from the depths of the booze-cabinet), but more is always welcome! :-)
Eats: there will be nibbles and (if I have time to bake it) cake, and there are various vendors of munchies within spitting distance.
Spitting: not allowed, especially at our local munchies-vendors.
Smoking: also not allowed! Not even on the balcony (my birthday, my rules).
Badgers: positively encouraged (they don't count as pets).

Any other questions that we've failed to pre-empt, please ask!

Comments

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

I need your address both for this and for another reason. cleanskies @ gmail.com pls!

[ext2366.livejournal.com]

It looks like I'll be able to make it, I don't know which number is yours, just which building (assuming it is still opposite my vets)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how to mesure erect penis....
Is 8 inches about the one on the web?
And the grith too?
The top right one?

[addedentry.livejournal.com]

Come along and find out!

[nja.livejournal.com]

I'm not coming to the party if a Japanese spammer is going to try to measure my penis.

[j4.livejournal.com]

No no no, I said I wanted an eight-inch pianist for my birthday!

[(Anonymous)]

もう少し大きい。

[(Anonymous)]

るいるいがそんなに悩んでるなんて～～～～
素敵じゃない。

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder how they know the fully erected size of theirs?

[vinaigrettegirl.livejournal.com]

The second phrase Google-translates as this, which I reckon has a long future as a reality-television series, No Items in Stock.

"Mitsuda Naoko is a beautiful temple.

We apologize.

The dogs had a shy, or the remedy. Once the boys were drunk and crying at the dentist, the dentist will not bite me, or say, and led the video.

The shop also deals with the remedy of a batch of your temple, that we received your order shortly after the broadcast of the lot. Thank you. I want to send it soon, it now is empty. Also want to purchase, stock agent import a "zero" is.

Therefore, the concentration of the remedy order, especially the way our order, can not you, that is the situation. Early next week, so will the products come from the United Kingdom, when available, should be sent to you immediately.

And lack of height that you want to send to someone raised on TV is that I will appreciate your patience as I go.

No items in stock, was broadcast live from the Temple of the Bell shop. "

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Your invitation appears to be picking up preferred text colour from my browser but not preferred text-background colour, which as I read white-on-black means it is illegible.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Erk, sorry - better now (have set text colour too)? The webmaster's web pages are a bit like the cobbler's children... :-}

[tigerfort.livejournal.com]

My webpages never wear shoes at all....

[covertmusic.livejournal.com]

George W is ducking and covering.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Ack, I missed this post. Somehow. khalinche has prodded me, and - miraculo mirabilis! - I'm not exercising the +2 Stick of Bonking that weekend...

Is there crash-space or should I book an hotel room?

[addedentry.livejournal.com]

Hello! j4 has prodded me in turn. We'll be delighted to have your company!

The short answer is "Yes" - that is to say, there *is* a zedbed (a chair which turns into a single mattress) we can offer along with a room of your own, but you might decide on this evidence that you *should* book an room in a hotel.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Thanks - I'll take you up on the offer (all the hotels in Oxfnord appear to be booked on the 9^th!).

See you at the weekend.

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Short notice, sorry, but Mark and I should be in attendance at some point.