"If it is a good morning. Which I doubt."

[j4]

Blah blah blah mornings, standard whinge; something witty along the lines of if-God-had-wanted-us-to-have-mornings; tedious ramble about caffeine, "I'm not an addict, I just"; obligatory song-lyric quote or oblique literary reference; all followed by a painfully earnest analysis of my sleeping habits.

Some amateurish observational comedy about how slowly the morning goes, and how irritating work-colleagues are; a couple of bitchy remarks about said colleagues' technical incompetence.

And that's me set up for the rest of the day.

Comments

[daneel-olivaw.livejournal.com]

Empty assurances. Pointless bad pun that is so poor only I get it. Suggestion of an amusing manner in which colleagues could inflict pain on themselves, or each other.

*token electronic embrace*

[ex-monkeyhan688.livejournal.com]

Statement of empathy, followed by an anecdote about my bad morning. Inclusion of dialogue recorded with such an attempt at faithfulness that some of it is incomprehensible because of an attempt to record accents as well.
Possible offbeat joke.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Thanks to both of you. (Ambiguously possibly-self-referential wassname.)