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Wanted: small flat for young pseudo-professional, at least 1,000 miles from Cambridge. Must have roof, at least 3 walls, gas oven, and NO PARKING.

Date: 2003-08-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j4.livejournal.com
Goodness gracious! It hadn't occurred to me that I wouldn't be able to communicate with people as easily in Antarctica as I can in Cambridge! If I'd realised that, I wouldn't have been suggesting moving Oxford -- or even leaving Cambridge in the first place! After all, how would I live without the miracle of the internet, enabling me to have pointless arguments with smug idiots savant the whole world over?

[livejournal.com profile] hsenag <----------------------------------------------------------------------> the point

Date: 2003-08-22 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hsenag.livejournal.com
Sorry, I keep forgetting about your humour bypass.

I guess the fact that I also live in Oxford was also lost on you.

Date: 2003-08-22 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j4.livejournal.com
Sorry, I keep forgetting about your humour bypass.

Most people inferred from my original post that I was unhappy about something, and that I wanted to get away from people. You barged in with all the tact and sensitivity of a large sledgehammer, making tedious jokes (though I thought a "joke" was meant to be funny -- maybe you should look it up in your precious dictionary?) about oh-my-god-how-can-we-live-without-the-internet. Ha fucking ha. I don't know if you thought you were helping -- to be honest, I suspect the emotional aspect of what I posted simply escaped you, because I don't believe that you're capable of understanding human emotions or even acknowledging that they exist -- after all, you don't understand them, therefore they're not worth noticing.

And now you STILL think you're somehow being funny. "Humour bypass"! Ho ho! How witty!

I guess the fact that I also live in Oxford was also lost on you.

No, I remembered that you live in Oxford. It's part of the reason why I'd rather live in Antarctica.

Now FOAD.

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