Email of the day

[j4]

Hello

I,Dr.xxxxxx xxxxxx

 

I need the email address of the vice-chacellor of Cambridge university.

I am so thankful if you give me  email address and I have

great need in this email address because I have an important

and immediate email for the president of university.I appreciate

it if you give me the email address of the president of university.

Thank you so much

So, hm, what d'you think this guy needs?

Comments

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

Half a clue?

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

A clue enema

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

Well, his request does appear to be justified ;)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[wince]

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Help? [grin]

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Oh, and a cake link (http://www.theyrecoming.com/extras/pumpkinfest03/) gacked from zotz - not secretly one of yours, is it?

[keirf.livejournal.com]

So, hm, what d'you think this guy needs?

An advance fee of 10,000 pounds so he can transfer funds to a value of fifteen million (15,000,000) dollars into a Swiss bank account, giving 10% to the VC for his help?

[daneel-olivaw.livejournal.com]

Therapy?

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

Would that be LAR therapy?

[k425.livejournal.com]

English lessons.

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

I used to get lots of emails trying to apply to Oxford or asking how to go about applying. These were almost all in bad english, some clearly having been machine-translated. Given that these were sent to the email address of the University Gilbert & Sullivan Society, I didn't feel any great responsibility to help unless they were much-needed tenors.