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j4Fill in the blanks:
I ____ j4.
j4 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would _______.
I think j4 should _____.
j4 needs ______.
I want to ____________ j4.
I'd like to know who says what, but I don't really mind anonymous responses. Really I'd just like to see as many responses as possible, because it's moderately interesting and IT'S NOT ANOTHER BLOODY CLICKY-BOXEY AM-I-GOTH-OR-NOT QUIZ.
And I must say, actually, it'd be refreshing to see some honest-to-goodness dirty responses to this meme. Or is everybody too polite and too British to say things like "I want to fuck [whoever]", or "[whoever] needs a damn good seeing-to"?
I ____ j4.
j4 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would _______.
I think j4 should _____.
j4 needs ______.
I want to ____________ j4.
I'd like to know who says what, but I don't really mind anonymous responses. Really I'd just like to see as many responses as possible, because it's moderately interesting and IT'S NOT ANOTHER BLOODY CLICKY-BOXEY AM-I-GOTH-OR-NOT QUIZ.
And I must say, actually, it'd be refreshing to see some honest-to-goodness dirty responses to this meme. Or is everybody too polite and too British to say things like "I want to fuck [whoever]", or "[whoever] needs a damn good seeing-to"?
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:30 am (UTC)j4 is bright, cute, and fun to be with.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would sit up conversing at least half the night, on shoes and ships and ceiling wax.
I think j4 should see me next time I am in the UK, or alternatively, come to Canada.
j4 needs hugs.
I want to administer a long and luxurious backrub to j4.
[ sorry, I know you wanted dirty, but I just don't know you in a way that makes me comfortable thinking of you that way... plus, you've not given me permission one-to-one, which puts some things past my consent squicks. ]
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:35 am (UTC)j4 is a lot nicer than she thinks she is :)
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would give her a big hug
I think j4 should be happier and I wish I knew how to achieve that
j4 needs a new job, by all accounts
I want to visit j4
No dirt, because I don't do that. :-) You could feel free to get whatever you like from the big hug though...
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:37 am (UTC)j4 is gorgeous and curvy.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would kiss, cuddle and probably fuck her.
I think j4 should be less harsh on herself, though I know it's easier said than done.
j4 needs a new job and a break.
I want to spend more time alone in a room with j4.
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:38 am (UTC)[ sorry, I know you wanted dirty, but I just don't know you in a way that makes me comfortable thinking of you that way... plus, you've not given me permission one-to-one, which puts some things past my consent squicks. ]
I didn't require dirty answers from everybody, just thought it seemed statistically unlikely that everybody's only desires with reference to anybody else revolved more around fluff and light and starshine than around sticky bedroom antics. ;) I like your answers though. So ... when are you next in the UK? (The chances of me getting to Canada any time soon are only barely non-zero.)
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:52 am (UTC)j4 is far more fabulous than she thinks.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would be sorely tempted to kiss her, and probably have to cease being alone with her in order to resist.
I think j4 should come and show off her car in the city of Expiring Dreams.
j4 needs more badgers! Everyone needs more badgers!
I want to be a fairy godmother for j4.
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:52 am (UTC)j4 is envyable.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would smile.
I think j4 should not be so hard on herself, not dismiss her thoughts so much.
j4 needs people.
I want to know j4.
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Date: 2003-03-04 07:53 am (UTC)Anyway, for proper responses:
I like j4.
j4 is a lot of things. Too many to easily list.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would do much as I would when not alone with her.
I think j4 should be less insecure.
j4 needs love, lots of money and pretty much what everybody else needs.
I want to see more of j4.
Sorry, no fucks, seeing-tos, shags or anything else along those lines. :)
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Date: 2003-03-04 08:02 am (UTC)j4 is the secret identity of the superhero Badgergirl.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would enthusiastically bounce around and hug her and tell her how fantastic she was.
I think j4 should help the badgers rule the universe.
j4 needs more badgers.
I want to see more of j4.
Badge 'er
Date: 2003-03-04 08:02 am (UTC)j4 is fear.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would fear.
I think j4 should fear.
j4 needs fear.
I want to fear j4.
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Date: 2003-03-04 08:08 am (UTC)j4 is a better person than she thinks she is.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would probably talk lots with her.
I think j4 should worry less.
j4 needs to find a new job.
I want to see a happier j4.
Try these!
Date: 2003-03-04 08:15 am (UTC)If I were alone in a room with
I think
I want to feel more able than I think I am to give as hopefully useful responses for everyone else who has done this as I have done for
Re: Badge 'er
Date: 2003-03-04 08:22 am (UTC)Not that I've read Dune, but I saw the quote on someone else's LJ last week and it didn't half look good.
I was also thinking about doing a set of gag answers like
"I want to guess there's a battleship on j4.
j4 is the square where I'm convinced there's an enemy cruiser.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would get out of the way of that great big bloody boat.
I think j4 should prepare to be identified along with j5 and j6.
j4 needs not to have been there really.
I still want to guess there's a battleship on j4."
...oh, I suppose I just have done.
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Date: 2003-03-04 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-04 08:29 am (UTC)j4 is always full of surprises and interesting opinions.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would have long and interesting conversations, and get annoyed with myself for staring down her cleavage.
I think j4 should keep trying to find a therapist.
j4 needs to believe she's worth fixing.
I want to find a useful way to help j4.
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Date: 2003-03-04 08:30 am (UTC)'s okay. Like I say, I wasn't really angling. Though if you want to send me dodgy emails then [looks helpless] I can't possibly stop you...
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Date: 2003-03-04 08:33 am (UTC)Well, I only found sion_a yesterday and you today. Cross connection is fun.
I didn't require dirty answers from everybody, just thought it seemed statistically unlikely that everybody's only desires with reference to anybody else revolved more around fluff and light and starshine than around sticky bedroom antics. ;)
Intellectual conversation's a lust as well. See axioms here (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=rysmiel&itemid=14813) *shrug* I'm not by any means suggesting that the concept of sticky bedroom antics is unappealing. Please don't get that impression.
I like your answers though. So ... when are you next in the UK?
Barring miracles, summer of next year.
Re: Badge 'er
Date: 2003-03-04 08:36 am (UTC)Damn, now I have an Adam Freeland earworm. (I've only read Dune once, when I was a teenager, and can't remember anything about it; but this quote is used as the hook for the awesome trance track which soundtracks Area 5 of Rez (http://www.u-ga.com/rez/), and I've played Rez far more than is healthy...)
I want to guess there's a battleship on j4 [...]
<LOL> This definitely wins the prize for the funniest set of answers so far!
Re: Try these!
Date: 2003-03-04 08:39 am (UTC)If I were alone in a room with j4, I would let the situation (not just in the room but in the wider world at large) dictate what happened next and would be unlikely to tell any of you lot about it - my God, a comments page is about the worst place imaginable to be saying any of these things. Certainly I would be very interested in learning more about many of her listed interests.
Heh. Now I'm wondering which of my listed interests...
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Date: 2003-03-04 08:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-04 08:42 am (UTC)j4 is all the way over there.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would probably not know what to say.
I think j4 should teach me what she knows about swords.
j4 needs shiny gadgets.
I want to think of better comments for j4.
Re: Try these!
Date: 2003-03-04 08:43 am (UTC)Unrelated: just by way of silly notions, do you have anything in mind for your 05/05/05 birthday party, like the spoof launch of a fifth-generation mobile telephone service? I was amused to note that the combined age of you and
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Date: 2003-03-04 09:03 am (UTC)Wow. Thank you for pointing me at those. I think I agree with pretty much everything on it -- there's a couple of things I sort of want to follow up on, but a) I haven't really organised my answers properly, and b) I'd feel a bit silly trying to re-start a discussion from two months ago...
Hm. Lots to think about.
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Date: 2003-03-04 09:05 am (UTC)j4 needs to believe she's worth fixing.
It's not so much that I don't believe I'm worth fixing, as that I am really very far from convinced that seeing a therapist is the way to fix me, and as such I'm reluctant to throw what is (to me) a noticeable amount of money into a "solution" that may (based on past experience) either do nothing, or actively make things worse. If it helped, then yes, it would be an investment; if it didn't, it would be worse than throwing money away on trivialities, because at least the trivialities make me happy at the time.
But I think we've done this... :-/
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Date: 2003-03-04 09:11 am (UTC)That's about two-thirds of the distilled product of fifteen years or so's thought. It did seem to spark off a rather satisfying lot of replies.
I think I agree with pretty much everything on it -- there's a couple of things I sort of want to follow up on, but a) I haven't really organised my answers properly, and b) I'd feel a bit silly trying to re-start a discussion from two months ago...
I'm emailable, and I'm always willing to noodle about axioms. *grin* This is, I think, just the sort of topic on which we would end up talking if stuck in a room together.
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Date: 2003-03-04 09:13 am (UTC)