Oh, go on then...

[j4]

Fill in the blanks:

I ____ j4.
j4 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would _______.
I think j4 should _____.
j4 needs ______.
I want to ____________ j4.

I'd like to know who says what, but I don't really mind anonymous responses. Really I'd just like to see as many responses as possible, because it's moderately interesting and IT'S NOT ANOTHER BLOODY CLICKY-BOXEY AM-I-GOTH-OR-NOT QUIZ.

And I must say, actually, it'd be refreshing to see some honest-to-goodness dirty responses to this meme. Or is everybody too polite and too British to say things like "I want to fuck [whoever]", or "[whoever] needs a damn good seeing-to"?

Comments

[j4.livejournal.com]

I'm certainly too shy to say those sorts of things on a public forum. I might be tempted to via e-mail but certainly not on a forum that can be read by everybody and their dog. Sorry, darling.

's okay. Like I say, I wasn't really angling. Though if you want to send me dodgy emails then [looks helpless] I can't possibly stop you...

[chrisvenus]

Well, I get plenty of dodgy e-mails in my spam folder every day. I'll send you them if you want. :) I can't see why you'd want to but I can't see what else you could possibly mean. :)