I have a stalker!

[j4]

I have Arrived! After 8 years of nearly non-stop usenetting, IRC-ing, emailing, and more recently LiveJournalling, I finally have the must-have accessory for any serious net-head: my own stalker.

He thinks I'm pretty, he wants to take me out for a drink, and he takes an interest in the minutiae of my life. Oh, look, and I'm the only person on his friends list.

I suspect he's the same chap who works a night shift and appears to be -- unbelievably -- so bored that even my journal offers him some entertainment.

Sad, really.

Comments

[emperor]

fap-tastic!

[j4.livejournal.com]

Euww. Grimmerer.

[lusercop.livejournal.com]

I've never had a stalker, I'm feeling left out now. :-(

[(Anonymous)]

hey i'll stalk you .... lol :)

[lusercop.livejournal.com]

oooh! excellent! Can you do any circus skills?

[(Anonymous)]

yeah i am world-class trapeze-artist .... lol only kidding!!!!!
i can set fire to things , does that count?

[lusercop.livejournal.com]

I'd guess it depends what you set fire to...
... and of course, what you do with it.

[(Anonymous)]

i set fire to everything!!!!! just because i am such a 'hot' chick!!!!!! hehehehehe.

[lusercop.livejournal.com]

*thwap*

[angua.livejournal.com]

It's not fun if they're a real stalker.. believe me on this one :/

[j4.livejournal.com]

*hugs*
Sorry if it sounded like I was making light of something serious.

I don't really think this chap is a stalker, I think he's just a wally. There's a lot of 'em about.

[angua.livejournal.com]

It's OK, I know you didn't :) It was lusercop saying he felt left out.

I'm not offended, I promise!

[lusercop.livejournal.com]

sorry, I didn't mean to offend either. It was slightly tongue-in-cheek, as I have heard what it can be like.

[angua.livejournal.com]

S'OK, I wasn't offended by you either, I was just making the point.

[rmc28]

Your journal is interesting, so don't put yourself down because your stalker thinks so too ;)

[j4.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think he's going to be interested in the sort of random musings that most of my readership seem to appreciate...

[lusercop.livejournal.com]

and some of us think she's pretty, too. :-P errr.

j4's choice of what to write about is more cool than wibble, hence reading her journal is fun. I just tend to rant in mine.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

a) You are pretty
b) I'd like to take you out for a drink
c) I take some kind of interest in your life

and

d) ... oh, nope, sorry.

But your journal does offer entertainment!