j4: (southpark)
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I have Arrived! After 8 years of nearly non-stop usenetting, IRC-ing, emailing, and more recently LiveJournalling, I finally have the must-have accessory for any serious net-head: my own stalker.

He thinks I'm pretty, he wants to take me out for a drink, and he takes an interest in the minutiae of my life. Oh, look, and I'm the only person on his friends list.

I suspect he's the same chap who works a night shift and appears to be -- unbelievably -- so bored that even my journal offers him some entertainment.

Sad, really.

Date: 2004-06-17 02:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
hey i'll stalk you .... lol :)

Date: 2004-06-17 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lusercop.livejournal.com
oooh! excellent! Can you do any circus skills?

Date: 2004-06-17 05:02 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
yeah i am world-class trapeze-artist .... lol only kidding!!!!!
i can set fire to things , does that count?

Date: 2004-06-17 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lusercop.livejournal.com
I'd guess it depends what you set fire to...
... and of course, what you do with it.

Date: 2004-06-17 07:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
i set fire to everything!!!!! just because i am such a 'hot' chick!!!!!! hehehehehe.

Date: 2004-06-17 07:49 am (UTC)

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